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Posted on Sun Oct 4th, 2020 @ 7:15pm by Commander Jonathan Grayson

Mission: Sabotage
Location: XO's Ready Room
Timeline: Current

Jon was sitting in his ready room a mischievous smile on his face it was time for some payback and he hoped a little screaming and gnashing of teeth for the intended target. Not wasting time he got right to setting the plan in motion.

He composed the following memo.

To Dr. Perrim
Re: Reassignment

Dr. Perrim, in light of your dedication and adherence to detail, you have been reassigned as the the Elysium's Chief Bedpan Officer. it will be your job to insure that the Elysium has enough bedpans for both crew and civilians. In addition, you will need to check the supply of bedpans by doing a physical count every month Adults and children. Also all bedpans should be color coordinated. Pink for females, blue for males.

I have every confidence that you can perform the duties required with your usual efficiently. There is no one more qualified than you for this job.


Commander Jonathan Grayson
Executive Officer
USS Washington.

He read it over, satisfied with it he hit send and waited for the screams to start.


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